Expert Sandwich Maker

– As you probably know (because I like to mention it), I’m a fairly accomplished sandwich maker. I’m judging this based on the fact that other people’s (delis’) sandwiches always taste rather ‘meh’, and mine are awesome. My current favorite goes bread, honey mustard, organic sharp cheddar, tomato slices (lightly salted), baby lettuce, avocado mashed with garlic salt, bread. I lightly toast the bread (one side with mustard+cheese, one side with the avocado) in a dry skillet before adding the other things and putting the halves together. My mom likes to daydream about having her own bakery, but I think I would rather be a professional vegetarian sandwich maker.

– I got this crazy (dumb) idea to make a book out of my earliest blog posts (starting in 2000), and the idea’s turning out to really crazy (dumb). There’s no streamlined way to get the posts from HTML document to InDesign, so it’s a very tedious process. It seems particularly crazy (dumb) because I’m making this only for myself, but I think future-me will appreciate it. I’m not really reading the posts as I format them, but I do catch snippets here and there, and it’s remarkable to me how small the blogging community was at that time. Everybody has (or has had) a blog now, but it seemed so novel just a little over a decade ago.

– On a related note, what do you think college-you would think of current-you? I feel ridiculously lucky most days, so I hope college-me would see and appreciate that. She’d probably be a little disappointed that I’m not exponentially better at guitar, however.

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Radiator Cat

– I’d noticed Beany sitting on the radiator several times lately, so I put a rug on top for her. Booty used to love lying up there, too, but this is the first time Beany’s used it for anything other than a convenient place to perch / look out the window. Now that the rug’s on there, it’s her favorite place to be. I wish I had old-fashioned radiators in all the rooms (they’re only in the kitchen and guest room; everything else has baseboard radiators) — they’re so much warmer and pet-friendly.

– I started a new job today. Don’t worry, I’m still doing the same publishing work as always, but I found a second, very part-time job to earn a little more money. It was a strange feeling to have a ‘first day’ again; it was almost exactly seven years ago that I started with Snowbooks, and the freelance work I do is basically the same stuff. I can’t write about my new gig in detail, of course, but I’m teaching after-school technology classes — mainly movie-making on the computer right now, but there’s a broad range of stuff, from animation to Lego robots. I worked with elementary-school-aged kids in high school and college, and it was fun to be back in that environment again today — a little like riding a bicycle; once you’ve learned it, you don’t forget how to use your teacher voice.

– We had a very mild winter up until about January 11th (the day Rob, who would have really appreciated some snow, left). It’s been colder since then, but the snow has been pretty pathetic. It’s funny, because I don’t even particularly like the cold and snow, but I’m going to feel really cheated if it doesn’t get winterier before spring rolls around. It’s not because I want to revel in the inclement weather; I’ll just feel like I haven’t earned my annual True Minnesotan badge if I don’t have to survive the cold. Not to worry, though — this is Minnesota, after all, so I reckon there are still a good three months for winter to really get ugly.

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More Cabin Times

This is my new favorite photo of Henny. We went up to the cabin this week, for some cold air and solitude. My parents’ dogs have lots of half-chewed toys up there, which Henny helped herself to. I can tell that Henny is pretty happy/comfortable at the cabin now, because when she’s on the sofa and I go into another room, she doesn’t budge. Usually, when we’re anywhere besides at home, she has to follow me everywhere.

It was pretty cold this week (Thursday’s high was something below zero, Fahrenheit), so there was no exploring the great outdoors. Mainly I just read submissions for work. But I finally finished this evil puzzle. I didn’t think it looked all that difficult when I picked it up at the thrift store, but everything besides the border and the barn was stupidly tedious. Puzzles (especially second-hand ones) are like any piece of furniture from Ikea that you’ve ever tried to put together. Right when you get yourself all worked up about the piece that they obviously forgot to give you, you suddenly have to admit, ‘Oh, here it is.’ (P.S. — I never do puzzles at home because A) I have better things to do and B) cats.)

I also watched TV at the cabin, and every station seemed to be running endless commercials for the season premier of Archer. I don’t generally care about animated series, but the promos made me laugh even after the twentieth time, so I tuned in. And now I’m watching the first season on Netflix. It’s smart and stupid, which seems to equal very funny.

My mom drove up on Wednesday to look at some shops and get lunch, which we did at Tobies. (I don’t understand why it doesn’t have an apostrophe, but it doesn’t.) While buying some bread at their bakery, I noticed they had a couple of copies of The Fault in Our Stars, by John Green. I’m a fan of the VlogBrothers on YouTube, and although I’ve never read any of John’s books, I had to inspect these copies for signatures. Every copy of the first edition was signed by John, and his brother Hank put his own mark on a bunch of them, too. Well, one of the Tobies copies had both the signature and the Hanklerfish, so it left with us (in exchange for money, of course), and now I’ve read a John Green book. My brief review: very sad, funny too, two thumbs up.

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Making Things

– I made another batch of cheater granola, this time with some packets of berry instant oatmeal that I wasn’t crazy about. For a time, I was really into these packets as a quick snack, but there were a few kinds that I tried and didn’t like all that much, so they’ve been sitting in my cupboard for months and months. So now I’m able to use them up, AND I don’t have to buy cereal for my yogurt. (I’m not sure why I like the flavor as granola and not oatmeal, but I do.) I recently made cranberry sauce from whole berries I’d frozen after Thanksgiving, so I used a tablespoon of that instead of apple sauce this time. The ‘recipe’ is five packets instant oatmeal (flavored), 1 Tbsp vegetable oil, 1 Tbsp apple (or cranberry) sauce; bake at 250F for 40 minutes, stirring a few times.

– Rob left on Wednesday, but I brought him to Sam’s club before he left, since it’s such a ridiculously American place. I bought a big bag of potatoes that I now have to get through (I think I’ll make and freeze french fries or something similar), so I made a baked potato with broccoli and white cheddar for lunch. I also got another bucket of organic lettuce, which meant that I had to make more seitan sausages, as I really like them on salads. So that’s sausages, granola, and cranberry sauce that I’ve made in the past few days. I’ve also been washing lots of bowls and pans!

– And one last thing that I made (sort of) is this sweater. That’s a before and after photo I’ve linked to (here’s another angle). Several weeks ago, I went through a pile of clothes that my parents had in their basement — stuff they had cleared out of their closets. I brought quite a few things home, including several of my dad’s sweaters. I thought I’d use them to make leg warmers and shirts for Henny, but then I decided to see if I could alter a few into wearable sweaters for myself. I cut off the sleeves, narrowed them, narrowed the body, and then reattached the sleeves (positioned differently, making the shoulders narrower as well), and I thought it turned out pretty well. I’ve got a couple more I want to do this with, and I might try to create a tutorial of the process. It’s so easy!

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Cabin Times

Rob and I went to my parents’ cabin this past weekend. It’s been unseasonably warm here, and there’s hardly any snow on the ground. Luckily, the view was still pretty, and I can’t say that I really mind being able to go outside without a coat. Colder air will be here soon enough (like, Thursday).

On Saturday night, Rob was sad that he wouldn’t have anything nice for breakfast the next morning, so I ‘made’ some cinnamon rolls (just from the freezer). We had them with coffee on Sunday and talked about Grand Minnesota Plans while we looked out at the snowless landscape. And Henny sunned herself until she’d gone a bit pink.

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Pet-ertainment

Birdy, despite sometimes seeming a little shortchanged in the smarts department, has a pretty good memory. For example, she knows now that there’s a mouse in the iPad, so now she’s always on the alert for it, even when the iPad isn’t on (see here). I don’t think I mentioned it before, but the iPad is a hand-me-down (and a Christmas gift) from Rob, mainly because it’ll be such a great tool for reading submissions. And because the cats needed an iPad, obviously.

Here’s a video of Henny doing Henny things: playing with toys, chasing Birdy, doing her (two) tricks, etc. And here’s a video of Henny stealing a bag of cat food (which weighed three pounds more than she does). I e-mailed the first video along with some photos of Henny to the woman who runs the rescue organization from whence Henny came. She must find homes for a lot of dogs and then never hear about them again. Henny has changed so incredibly much that I thought she should know how she’s doing.

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Goals and Whatnot

Two awesome things I accomplished in 2011: I finished reading 42 books and I didn’t buy any new clothes (mostly). There were a few exceptions with that second goal, including the proviso that I could buy race-related clothing (along with three included-with-registration shirts, I also bought a RUN Oregon tank and a Ragnar hoodie). And I bought a slip from the thrift store. And one pair of clearance jeans last Friday (but that was with a gift card, and I felt successful enough that I let the 2011 date slide). Other than that, any ‘new’ clothes I ‘acquired’ were actually sewn by me. It wasn’t as big a challenge as I was expecting, and it certainly stopped me from doing a lot of ‘boredom shopping’.

So what do I hope 2012 will hold? I guess the main theme is Create More.

– Take more photographs (especially not at home).
– Draw a lot.
– Keep reading all the time.
– Get out more, both with friends and on my own.
– Money: get some.
– Simplify.

Those aren’t very concrete goals, but they’re my starting off points. I’ll keep refining them over the next while; a challenge of finishing a book a month or buying no new clothes is easier to make happen than something vague.

One thing that’s unrelated to the above goals is my re-buckling-down on making an effort to buy high-quality, humanely-produced eggs and dairy. When I started eating eggs again several years ago, I had decided I would only buy ones that had been laid by happy, healthy hens, but I’ve gotten a bit lazy on the issue. I always try to get organic eggs laid by cage-free chickens, but I don’t think that’s trying hard enough — those labels are so laxly regulated as to be meaningless. So that’s something to work on.

I’ve already been drawing more lately than usual, and I made the house candle holder above for the little Hanukkah tapers I grabbed in the Target clearance (not for Hanukkah, obviously). There’s a better photo of the holder here. So creativity is off to a good start. AND — I think I figured out an issue with the RSS/XML feed for this site. If you thought I just hadn’t updated since Thanksgiving… well, I have.

Happy 2012, everybody!

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Books: December 2011

It’s the first day of 2012, but I have one last 2011 book post to give you, so here it goes. In December, I finished six books: Scott McCloud’s Understanding Comics, Ormond Aebi’s The Art & Adventure of Beekeeping, Mindy Kaling’s Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me?, Alan Weisman’s The World Without Us, Maira Kalman’s The Principles of Uncertainty, and Justin Madson’s graphic novel Breathers. In case you don’t remember, my original goal in 2011 was to finish reading one book a month for pleasure. I read a lot of fiction for work, of course, and I tend to pick up non-fiction on my own time, which is a lot easier to put down halfway through and forget about (sadly). So I’m pleased to say that instead of finishing a mere twelve books this year, I actually got through forty-two. Not too shabby. Click through to the full post to read my thought’s on December’s books.

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End of 2011

Ah, the end of the year. I’ve been tidying and cleaning these past few days, trying to get things organized after my birthday/Christmas, so the house will be nice for 2012 (or the first few days of it, anyway). I used a gift card to Bachman’s (a nursery) to get the big schefflera that’s now in the living room. I’d still like to have some sort of mini-tree (a ficus or a citrus or — what I’d really love — a fig tree), but this will have to be my biggest houseplant for now.

I packed away all the Christmas/winter decorations on Tuesday, I think, which Rob declared ‘too soon!’, but then I told him I’d put everything up on November 9th, and he revised his opinion to ‘not too soon’. As much as I liked having the big white tree, it’s nice to have the furniture back the way I like it, and the house feels bigger again. I even got rid of my gingerbread house, but not before seeing if Henny would eat it (answer: not really, but she gnawed on it a little).

What else has been happening? I endured an extremely itchy rash for about two weeks (the ONLY way to stop it itching was to use muscle freeze gel to numb the area) before I finally admitted it was getting worse, not better, and went to the Target walk-in clinic. Apparently it was just a boring allergic reaction (but to what?), and I got a short course of prednisone (for $2.47! — still amazed about that), and the itching stopped just hours after I took the first dose. So even if I learned nothing else in 2011, now I know that there’s no reason to itch in vain.

I hope whatever you did or are doing for New Year’s Eve will be fun and safe, and I’m wishing you a very happy 2012!

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Post-Holidays

– Whew. I hope you had some nice holidays, if you chose to celebrate any of them. Along with lots of presents, I also came home with a pineapple and other leftover produce from the Christmas Eve gathering my parents hosted. The above might have been the last ‘creative’ breakfast I’ll have for a while, because my mom gave me two boxes of Kashi GoLean for Christmas, and its siren song is too hard to resist.

– Is Boxing Day the new Black Friday? (Or, rather, is it ANOTHER Black Friday?) Rob (Rob’s in town, by the way) and I thought it would be fun to check out REI on Monday, and trying to drive in the vicinity of shops was a nightmare. I finally had a moment to look at the Sunday paper afterward, and it seems like everywhere was having massive sales. I ran a few more errands today, though, and the stores seemed relatively sane.

– One of the desserts my mom made for Christmas Eve was this flan cake. I thought it was really good, and I brought home two pieces. When I asked my mom if she had frozen the rest today, it turned out that she instead threw it away, because she thought it was gross. Noooo! (That’s actually what I said to her.) Poor flan cake.

– I went to Sam’s Club today to get some vegetables, a jug of soy sauce (ridiculous, but cheap), ice cream, and a tub of organic lettuce. When I got it home, I followed the same steps as last time, putting portions of the lettuce into plastic bags with most of the air removed, which seemed to help keep it fresh. I also separated the spinach leaves from the lettuce and put them in their own bag again, so I can use them for smoothies. As I was picking out the spinach, I had the thought that, although I don’t know what exactly it says about me, there was something very defining about it. I am the kind of person who stands at the counter, picking out the spinach, because… why not?

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