Ah, this is better:

I made (two) biscuits from scratch this morning, and they puffed up just like they were supposed to! I've got no history of loving American biscuits, but I was determined to have one come out properly. Plus, I've got no other bread or bread-like substance (ie, a surface upon which to spread jam) in the house, so I needed to make something.
Rani tagged me for a meme about goals, so I present to you my list. I've tried to stick to goals for the relatively near future, otherwise things would just get ridiculous.
1. Assorted House Projects: I'll make this one item, otherwise the entire list could be filled with the projects I'd like to tackle around the house. I started priming the (wood-paneled) porch weeks ago, but the dip in temperatures has kept me from finishing. When I get back from London, my first project will be painting the porch white, doing something about the floorboards in there, and generally just making it a pleasant place to be.
I'd also like to refinish my bathroom, which I'm hoping to do when I finish (and get paid for) a pending freelance project. Bigger house goals include a kitchen overhaul, finishing the basement, and solar panels for the roof. And something should be done about the garage and its roof, but frankly, I don't have to live in there, so it's pretty far down the list.
2. Become a Vegetable Gardener: Because I'm so keen on the idea of having a garden, I keep forgetting that I have very little first-hand experience with maintaining one. Right after I finish with the porch, I'm going to dig out my garden plot and start working on that. I'm mainly interested in growing my own veggies and fruit, as I can't think of anything better than making my own homemade, homegrown vegetable soup or eating raspberries off the bush on a summer's day. Lucky for me, my mother has tried growing just about everything, it seems (corn, broccoli, potatoes, POPcorn, squash, etc, etc), so I can have her 'expert' opinions to guide me.
3. Start a Compost Pile: I'm constantly chucking out bits of organic material, thinking how much better it would be to compost it. Part of me is convinced that you have to do it properly, and the other part thinks, 'Eh! Just throw everything in a giant bin and mix it up every now and then!' Any Minnesotans/northerners who maintain a compost pile all year long? What happens during the winter?
4. Do Something Foodie in the Mainstream: I'm not sure exactly what this would be, and I'm happy for it to be in the long-time-from-now future. It could be anything from self-publishing a mini book of recipes to doing a more substantial book about my thoughts on eating (plus recipes), doing a proper cookery course, opening a little cafe, etc, etc. Mainly, food is just something that excites me right now, and unlike crafts, I could see wanting to develop it into more than a hobby.
5. Train for a 10k: No reason I can't get started on this right now (well, obviously not RIGHT now -- it's all windy outside. . .). I've sort of got stuck, mentally, at the 5k line, but I'd like to break through that and start running longer distances. I might make this a goal for the summer.
6. Act on Good Intentions: Mostly this has to do with things for other people (correspondence, etc), but I tend to flake on good ideas even when it's something I want for myself. I dream up all sorts of nice things to make the people around me happy, but it's not much use if I don't follow through on those whims.
Well, that might be it for goals for the time being. They start to sound like New Year's resolutions after a while. I always draw a blank when it comes to 'assignments' like this and then remember a hundred possibilities in the following weeks. For example, I should have included this in that 'weird' meme from a while back:
Things I have developed a fear or suspicion of in the last few years: Apes/dolphins/parrots (too clever not to be up to something), fiddlehead ferns (mainly the bigger ones that people eat), Google Earth (the zooming up to/down from space effect), and ferrets (just kidding -- I've always been suspicious of them. They're waiting for you to go to sleep, so they can eat you alive. Starting with your eyes.). See? Weird.